The Shorts!!!

Do any of you have a spouse with an article of clothing that you just want to burn?!?  Charlie has these shorts that are just awful.  I won't describe them because I don't want to embarass him.  And it isn't just the shorts I hate, it's the way he wears them!!!  He's not home right now.  Maybe I will hide them.  It takes a lot for me to think something is tacky.  I am not one for fashion.  See previous post about my love of unmatched and uncoordinated clothes.  I thought it was cute to put Calvie in a striped shirt yesterday with camo shorts.  But these shorts are just horrible.  I refused to even talk to him last night if he insisted on wearing these shorts!  Hmmm...  where to hide them...